This one is silly and I know it. I was in a very weird mood when I wrote this. I was feeling very feminazi-ish.

Coated
I wish I were coated,
In Teflon so nothing could stick.
All my cares would slide right off of me.
I could repel water,
Filth,
Even that thing called love.
I would be strong, durable.
You can't put your shit on me,
HAHA!
I'm non-stick.

'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will break my heart' -anonymous